All the news the New York Times "forgot" - to print

Sunday, May 29, 2005

Tash says Timber!

Saturday, May 28, 2005

AAAAAAA!!!!! NO!! NO!!...

Tash being attacked by a copperhead.

Friday, May 27, 2005

Yankee Hate.

It seems that my last post has set a fire storm across the blogging world this week. So I would like to say I am so Happy!!! Mostly because this week we saw the true face and nature of Red Sox fans; hate those who win, and attempt to destroy those who you cannot buy. One of the best examples of this type of behavior I remember was after the Red Sox allegedly won the ALCS. In his jubilation Jim Donaldson of the Providence Journal wrote a venous hateful article, in which it basically said “Yankee fans go jump off a cliff. And after that beat yourself with a mallet, then slither home and curl up and cry.’’ Shocking! What makes these normally people sane say such hurtful and horrendous things. Could it be the curse of the bambino causing these people to actually think they won the World Series? Could their minds be so corrupted by so many years of losing that Red Sox fan are willing to believe anything they see on TV? Hey just look at last years self appointed nick name for themselves… So if the Yankee haters are grinding their teeth, what do I care. IT IS HIGH! IT IS FAR! IT IS GONE!!! YANKEES WIN!!!

Wednesday, May 25, 2005

Yankees WIN!!!

Just for all of you Yankee haters out there (drewey fern) I just wanted to point out that Americas team has won 16 out of the last 18 games they have played. While John Kerry's team ( the Red Soxs) have had some trouble crossing the plate for the last three weeks. Even getting swept by the A's!!!

Also hey Red Soxs people, keep bad mouthing A-Rod, It really has hurt has hitting. And why don't you do it to Matsui and the rest of the team while your at it.

Friday, May 20, 2005

I must stand still... I must!

I wonder if the guy at the top will ever lose his balance.

Thursday, May 19, 2005

Thoughts on losing an election....

It was once said by a very wise man that the sound of one hand clapping; is the other not.

As some of you out there know, I have been involved in a paramilitary government support group called Teenpact. (Just kidding for those who might know the honorable organization of which I assure you is completely devoted to world peace as set out in the current newspaper comic series Non Sequitur.) In fact today one of the staff leaders told me that using the United Nations is the best way to achieve world peace. And he gave some very intriguing examples in which he said the UN has done something useful for the cause of peace. They where 1) When the UN rescued United States special forces shot down in the instance of Black Hawk down.(I do not have the name of the country on the tip of my tongue it’s somewhere in Africa.) Number 2) was the UN involvement in stopping the fighting in the Kosovo conflict. What he did not state was that in both of these cases the UN blotched up their missions and then bagged the US to help save them from being wiped out. In the case of Kosovo most UN peace keepers (this time armed solders) simply stood by and did not do anything while thousands where slaughtered.

Right now I really do not have much of a opinion on the United Nations as a whole. Mostly because of my lack of how it’s structure works and is run. I really do not want to be one of those people that does not know anything about it but pretends too. Just something I was thinking about after that talk.

Yes, the reason the election results are all the way down here is that I lost. I am still not sure why because I have not found out how close the vote really was. I really needed to get some support from the older crowd who was "being forced by their parents to come learn about government"(They could care less who won as far as I could perceive). I would just like to thank everyone who voted for me. And for those that did not I am willing to sell free swamp land in Mexeei-co.

Sunday, May 15, 2005

A State of Wrecking

Providence under construction.... Stay back!

Thursday, May 12, 2005

Simply Profound

Noon today the always interesting talk around the table at lunch turned to the subject of gambling. Someone mentioned how fast people who win the lottery spend their money, and
quickly fall into debt. Thus being forced live in sewers the rest of their lives. As the multitudes ruminated on this I (Silas) gave an example of a man who years ago won somewhere around 22 million dollars. This frugal man spent it in less then a year and now lives in poverty. Penny was profoundly shocked by this story, and stood like a statue holding a butter knife in one hand and bread in the opposite. Her face of stone finally broke and she said whinny. “Think about all the damage I could do with a million dollars! I could buy a house, a car, and a kid.’’ Ok… Thanks Penny for your financial advice, and estimate of the worth of a million deer hides, but I think slavery is illegal in Rhode Island

Peter later in the day also had a profound thought. It was as I here quote him as saying. “You can’t swear around the goat pen, because there are kids around.’’

Friday, May 06, 2005

Beat the Press transcript July 18 2005

Beat the Press with guest Sandy Burglar.

Host of Beat the Press Tim Bussurt .’’Welcome one and all to the most watched show in the stratosphere Beat the Press; we’re so glad you could join us. Our guest today is the controversial and exciting former Secretary of State Sandy Burglar. Sandy, so glad you could be here.’’

Sandy Burglar ’’Oh, Oh, thank you Tim, I love to be on TV!’’

Host ‘’So do I!’’


Host ‘’Ok, now I believe just about everyone has heard the story about how you allegedly

stole papers from the National Archives and snuck them out in your pants. That’s Fox

News story, what’s yours?’’

Sandy Burglar ‘’What! My- my- my story?’’

Host ‘’ Yes what really happened.’’

Sandy Burglar ‘’Oh what happened, I can tell you that. Ya- ya-ya, my story. Hmmm, which one?’’

Host ‘’WHAT?. Ok the most recent.

Sandy Burglar ‘’Ok-ok-ok. So one day I am just strolling around the Archives, just sort of hanging around doing nothing, when I remember.’’

Host ‘’Remember what?’’

Sandy Burglar ‘’Remember my wife wants me to go shopping and pick up some napkins. Because we’re out of them.’’

Host ‘’Mmhm, go on.’’

Sandy Burglar ‘’And I remember that I am so tired. I just don’t have the energy to make it to the store.’’

Host ‘’So what do you do?’’

Sandy Burglar ‘’I panic! And run up the stairs and grab all the papers in sight.(for napkins) And because I don’t have a bag to carry the papers, I use the next best thing.
Stuff them in my pants, as fast as I can.’’

Host ‘’And the rest is history.’’

Sandy Burglar ‘’Well I tried to tell the guard about my emergency, but hey you try making sense to those guys.

Host ‘’Last question sir, where did you get the idea to use sheet paper for napkins?’’

Sandy Burglar ‘’Oh we would use the daily national briefing for brunch napkins in the last administration. But today, people don’t use the same cost cutting techniques that we had five years ago and that’s really sad.’’

Host ‘’Well thank you for coming Sandy, its good to know that someone in this country
is being fiscally responsible. And coming up next Saddam speaks out against animal abuse; don’t move.

Monday, May 02, 2005

One Way of Saying "No Photos Please"