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For those of you who haven't noticed yet, Katrina and Rita rhyme. But why?
posted by Rex Tyrannus @ Saturday, September 24, 2005
Wow, I get spammed within minutes of posting. It really is a dark world after all!
I know why they rhyme. It is a vast conspiracy, of such global proportions, that it dwarfs what went on in Xfiles...
Oh what a storm was Rita- However, She was not as bad as Katrina-Oh the wind did blow-And through the floods they did row-Yoooo! cried Bush-New Orleans looks like mush!-Now we shall have to deal with snow-Oh no-This is getting bad I know… I hate to say Bush because I think it's kind of disrespectful. I usually add pres. But alas, the poet must work with what he must work.
Tis, a dark world Rex... tis!!!
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Wow, I get spammed within minutes of posting. It really is a dark world after all!
I know why they rhyme. It is a vast conspiracy, of such global proportions, that it dwarfs what went on in Xfiles...
Oh what a storm was Rita-
However, She was not as bad as Katrina-
Oh the wind did blow-
And through the floods they did row-
Yoooo! cried Bush-
New Orleans looks like mush!-
Now we shall have to deal with snow-
Oh no-
This is getting bad I know… I hate to say Bush because I think it's kind of disrespectful. I usually add pres. But alas, the poet must work with what he must work.
Tis, a dark world Rex... tis!!!
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