Remember to wear your helmet! especially if your making six billion...

Pittsburgh fans - despair! Your quarterback is so hard headed that he didn't listen to his coach when he told him a full year ago to wear a helmet when driving a motorcycle! He probably wishes he had listened now.

Lesson 1: If you’re ever stuck in a Nazi concentration camp remember to ask the guard for a boost before trying to get over the barbed wire fence yourself!

Lesson 2: Don’t use (shot into the air for a friendly aircraft to see) your rescue flares until you are at least 17yards removed from the Nazi concentration camp.

Lesson 3: Don’t follow anyone’s advice unless you’re 120% sure that their nuts.