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Sunday, May 14, 2006

Making history in history

Friday, my brother Aiden was peacefully reading his world history and drinking green tea (non FDA approved) when he happened to actually look at the book he was reading, and low and behold - he saw a fat little wasp crawling across the page. Well, Aiden after having a better look at the specimen asked me what he should do. (he say's this makes him sound dumb - really it's smart to ask me first before doing anything...)


I said simply with the eloquence of a mobster - "make it history!!"

"!!SMASH!!"

And behold! In between pages 489 & 490 of BJ's world history the little fat beast breathed its last. Becoming history, in the pages of history. He didn't leave much of a mark on history however - the page looked fine after a trip to the garbage can...

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6 Comments:

Blogger Booker said...

Now that was a post worthy of the history books, lol...

Sunday, 14 May, 2006  
Blogger Rex Tyrannus said...

war crimes...

Monday, 15 May, 2006  
Blogger Rex Tyrannus said...

...and revisionist history

Monday, 15 May, 2006  
Blogger Rex Tyrannus said...

what next?

Monday, 15 May, 2006  
Blogger pennyjean said...

Can you guys come down and take care of our cockroach now?

Monday, 15 May, 2006  
Blogger Silas said...

Cockroach's... hmmmmmmm.... I suggest a trip around the house at night with a flashlight and a baseball bat... makes for great fun!!

As I said in the post - the page(s) looked fine after a trip to the garbage can...

Monday, 15 May, 2006  

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