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Monday, February 20, 2006

Dwarfphus the Timid

Ok... I'm back!

Nothing really super-duper exciting is going on right now. I have a couple of big debates coming up that will decide whether I live or die. But other then that - it's school, and more school. I have been spending a ton of the time I would normally be thinking of ideas to blog about on developing strategy’s to defeat evil plans to reform medical malpractice law - ummm - I spent some time working on this plan - tell me what you think about it? (good? no?)


I am planning on getting back to some Narnia stuff soon. One of our research teams has uncovered an ancient scroll describing the last days of the White Witch's rule of Narnia. Much of it is so depleted that it is just about impossible to translate, but we are sure that it is authentic. We believe it was written by a dwarf called Dwarfphus. He was according to the manuscript on the White Witch’s side until the battle in which he and about fifty other dwarfs where chased into a small underground cave where rather then face capture and humiliation they tossed lots to decide who would kill each other and thus committed mass suicide/whatever you want to call it. Well it turns out that this Dwarfphus drew the lot to be the last one to die – and he chickened out - and was subsequently captured alive. But hey, at least he lived to write the story… Hopefully I will be able to enlighten you further on this hidden fact of Narnian history. And remember, you heard it here first.


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21 Comments:

Blogger narniachick said...

your mind puzzles me......

Tuesday, 21 February, 2006  
Blogger Queen of lilyflowers said...

can't wait...

Tuesday, 21 February, 2006  
Blogger blackstallion589 said...

This will be interesting or...

.......Strange......


We (my family and I) are going to PA Friday to pick up our newest addition to our family. The little one is only 8 weeks old! Soooo cute! I'll have to share some picks on my blog of the pup. :-)
TTYL!

Thursday, 23 February, 2006  
Blogger Queen of lilyflowers said...

How many dogs do you have now, Laura, 3?? I canstill remember meeting some of them!

Thursday, 23 February, 2006  
Anonymous Mr. Senator said...

Narnia is a very serious, real thing. You're taking it to the level of a novel is extremely discomforting.

Thursday, 23 February, 2006  
Blogger Narniagirl said...

I can't believe that you guys left two dead pigs with all their guys out, in our bastement. Thank you so much!!! Just thinking about those scooped out brains makes me shiver!!

Anyway, tell your mom we liked the pizzas!!

Friday, 24 February, 2006  
Blogger Philosopher said...

Do you mean guts out?

Friday, 24 February, 2006  
Blogger DJ said...

Once again, the Senator from Blogville shows what a blowhard he is :-)

Friday, 24 February, 2006  
Blogger Narniagirl said...

yeah, sorry.

Friday, 24 February, 2006  
Blogger narniachick said...

the grosses me out so bad! killing baby pigs!!!!!! touching them with your bare hands.... what did u learn from that? what femeldahide smells like!

Sunday, 26 February, 2006  
Blogger Tash said...

First. I did not kill the "baby pig". It arrived dead as a bag of potatoes.

Secondly, who cares??

Thirdly, what did I learn???..... hmmmm...think.... for one - I learned that the pig I was working on was dead. Is that good enough?

I actually never smelled the formalide

Sunday, 26 February, 2006  
Blogger Narniagirl said...

You didn't get close enough to smell the formalide!!!

Monday, 27 February, 2006  
Blogger Tash said...

uh huh... not close enough?? Did you want me to eat it or something to get it "close enough"??

Repent!

Monday, 27 February, 2006  
Blogger Narniagirl said...

You were too busy taking pictures!!!

Monday, 27 February, 2006  
Blogger Tash said...

What an insult! I just might post one if you don't watch out...

Monday, 27 February, 2006  
Blogger narniachick said...

isn't that a given?? posting pictures of narniagirl holding the poor, lifeless, LIVER!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, 28 February, 2006  
Blogger Narniagirl said...

Do I need to remind you of the video tape you guys made? What did I say??

Tuesday, 28 February, 2006  
Blogger Tash said...

awwww... thats right! I can video blog it!

Tuesday, 28 February, 2006  
Blogger High King Peter said...

It’s a lot closer on the video

Tuesday, 28 February, 2006  
Blogger The Voice of Fate said...

Please excuse me, I just threw up on my keyboard....

Sunday, 05 March, 2006  
Blogger blackstallion589 said...

My Word! Did you say that you had to dissect a baby pig!?!?!? What in the world!!! How horrid!

Lily:We had 3 dogs but all of
them are gone we only have "Angel" and a fat, obese dachshund ....named "Chip".

Friday, 10 March, 2006  

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