Dwarfphus the Timid

Ok... I'm back!

Nothing really super-duper exciting is going on right now. I have a couple of big debates coming up that will decide whether I live or die. But other then that - it's school, and more school. I have been spending a ton of the time I would normally be thinking of ideas to blog about on developing strategy’s to defeat evil plans to reform medical malpractice law - ummm - I spent some time working on this plan - tell me what you think about it? (good? no?)

I am planning on getting back to some Narnia stuff soon. One of our research teams has uncovered an ancient scroll describing the last days of the White Witch's rule of Narnia. Much of it is so depleted that it is just about impossible to translate, but we are sure that it is authentic. We believe it was written by a dwarf called Dwarfphus. He was according to the manuscript on the White Witch’s side until the battle in which he and about fifty other dwarfs where chased into a small underground cave where rather then face capture and humiliation they tossed lots to decide who would kill each other and thus committed mass suicide/whatever you want to call it. Well it turns out that this Dwarfphus drew the lot to be the last one to die – and he chickened out - and was subsequently captured alive. But hey, at least he lived to write the story… Hopefully I will be able to enlighten you further on this hidden fact of Narnian history. And remember, you heard it here first.