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Monday, February 27, 2006

And you probably thought you took a lot of pictures...

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Finally, life can get back to normal now that the Olympics are o-v-e-r---. Yes, over, gone, done, finished! The world is spared of its torments for at least two years... and then - it returns like the plague...


I will hopefully have a nice juicy post for all million and a half of you out there about the bloodcurdling, traumatic "fetal" pig dissection. The subject of so much rage by some "narniapeople"...

My brother tells me that I must add the fact that the pig wasn't even a talking pig! So there is no reason for this rage in the first place. Aslan never said their was anything wrong about about dissecting pigs. He only said not to kill "flying pigs and talking pigs. For without these -I would have lost the battle against the evil white witch. And from this day foward, let them be in charge of the spending of the money. For this is a just, and wise thing! So let it be Done!"

That's where we get the saying "pork spending" by the way...


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35 Comments:

Blogger DJ said...

I want pig pix!!!!!! I never got to dissect a pig, just a lousy frog, so I feel gypped, and want vicarious life experiences thru you!

Monday, 27 February, 2006  
Blogger narniachick said...

how do you know they weren't flying or magical pigs?? they were DEAD!!!!!! they were probably part of Aslans force or Jadis' force or whoever you're for.....

Tuesday, 28 February, 2006  
Blogger Narniagirl said...

Oh they were really magical, even when dead, they still stuck their tongues out!!!!

Tuesday, 28 February, 2006  
Blogger Narniagirl said...

You used pictures of my dog on your blog!?!?! Well, I was expecting this; you need to give her full credit. She does have a copyright!!

So everyone, in Tash's pictures, the pug is my dog Cinnabar Ling-Ling. (and no, my last name is NOT Ling-ling)

Tuesday, 28 February, 2006  
Blogger Tash said...

You ment to say - he was your dog before we dissected him. Right?

Tuesday, 28 February, 2006  
Blogger Narniagirl said...

HAHAHA!! Not funny.

Tuesday, 28 February, 2006  
Blogger Tash said...

closing the poll...

What is your favorite Olympic sport?

Snow Boarding (36) 40%
Speed Skating (7) 8%
Skiing (3) 3%
Showboating (9) 10%
What ever one you’re watching (5) 6%
Figure Skating (29) 33%

Tuesday, 28 February, 2006  
Blogger Tash said...

You still did not answer the question... by the way - how did he taste?

Tuesday, 28 February, 2006  
Blogger Avalanche Cowpoke said...

Hey wait on the poll! I found I really liked the Curling---but not as much as ridin' ol' 'Lanche on the wide open range...!!!

Tuesday, 28 February, 2006  
Blogger Narniagirl said...

Hello!! Get your facts right!!! Cinnabar is a girl!!! You cruel, heartless, chicken natzi!!!

Tuesday, 28 February, 2006  
Blogger Tash said...

I'm sooooooo sorry, please tell him for me... again, my deepest condolences.

Tuesday, 28 February, 2006  
Blogger Narniagirl said...

You are so thick-headed...SHE is a GIRL!!!!

Tuesday, 28 February, 2006  
Blogger St. Busta Chop IV said...

Death to pugs, frogs, pigs, mices and most animals in general...

Tuesday, 28 February, 2006  
Blogger High King Peter said...

I don't think the dog's brain was much bigger than the pig's

Tuesday, 28 February, 2006  
Blogger Tash said...

high king peter should know... he was the one that did the brain surgry on the piggy if you still remember...

Again. I offer my deepest condolences to your Newfinland Ling Sing. He was great. I especially liked the ribs. Nice, juicy and tender.

Tuesday, 28 February, 2006  
Blogger narniachick said...

oooo things are heating up just like the good ol' times!!! dogs should just be genderless cause no one ever remembers what they are anyways.... which gets really annoying after a while.
narniagirl- your last name isn't Ling-Ling??? what about grandma Ling-Ling???

Wednesday, 01 March, 2006  
Blogger Narniagirl said...

O.k. Tash I see that you are going to be like my three guitar/soccer/basketball playing, blonde headed, brat (hehe) cousins. So fine call her a he!!

But I have to ask, why are you condoling my dog if you ate her??

And didn't I see you pick her off the table oh so gently, hold her, pet her, scratch the back of her ears, and put her down on the floor kindly?? Maybe you were just having a once-in-a-decade human moment!!

And by the way, right now she is laying on her heating-pad quite alive and well!! And she says hi. (NOT)

Wednesday, 01 March, 2006  
Blogger Philosopher said...

Is your dog snug as a pug?

Wednesday, 01 March, 2006  
Blogger Narniagirl said...

Yes! Hey, philosopher, could you give me a hint as to who you are??

i.e. Are you in Sarah's speech/drama club??

Wednesday, 01 March, 2006  
Blogger Tash said...

N.G. I am a naturally kind person. Let me give you an example. A few years back when I was selling chickens - ready to cook - before execution time I would cover their eyes so they wouldn't see the ax heading downward in the direction of their cranium. Greater kindness has not been known...

That could be the reason for the "oh so gently, hold her, pet her, scratch the back of her ears, and put her down on the floor kindly" Let the last few minutes be peaceful ones...

Wednesday, 01 March, 2006  
Blogger Narniagirl said...

Yada, Yada, Yada........

Wednesday, 01 March, 2006  
Blogger Philosopher said...

You mean you "before execution time I would cover their eyes so they wouldn't see the ax heading downward in the direction of their cranium."

Was that when they were offering sacrifices to Tash?

Wednesday, 01 March, 2006  
Blogger High King Peter said...

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Wednesday, 01 March, 2006  
Blogger High King Peter said...

who is philosopher????????

Wednesday, 01 March, 2006  
Anonymous demand'er said...

Show you're true idenity Philosopher!

Wednesday, 01 March, 2006  
Blogger Queen of lilyflowers said...

i know who HE is......( as always)

Thursday, 02 March, 2006  
Blogger narniachick said...

Ling -Ling is as snug as a pug in a rug!
and if i had to kill something(which i would never) i would blindfold it too!
and lilly, u should tell n-girl who philosopher is cause it's just killin her to not know!

Thursday, 02 March, 2006  
Blogger Narniagirl said...

Tash, your blog seems to be frozen!! No one is commenting or (ahum) posting!!

Saturday, 04 March, 2006  
Blogger Tash said...

Soooo sorry... I just got back from a three day debate tournament. Is that a good enough excuse?

Saturday, 04 March, 2006  
Blogger Narniagirl said...

I guess it will do..

Sunday, 05 March, 2006  
Blogger The Voice of Fate said...

Sorry, I was just crying my eyes out because I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD......:-D

Sunday, 05 March, 2006  
Blogger Teenpact 2006 said...

Hello! I have just started a site on the 2006 Teenpact season. I hope you can check it out!

Sunday, 05 March, 2006  
Blogger narniachick said...

new post time!!!!!!

Monday, 06 March, 2006  
Blogger Tash said...

I'll have a new post('s) tonight.

Monday, 06 March, 2006  
Blogger High King Peter said...

I'll have a new post('s)?????????????

Monday, 06 March, 2006  

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