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Monday, December 12, 2005

A profile of courage...

No, this story today is not going to be about a man who threw himself in front of a truck to save a flock of ducklings or anything of that sort. Today I present to you a true story of sacrifice. A chronicle of endurance and courage… A - --- .... ("cut! cut! Cut!")

Actually after the blizzard we had up here in the great Northeast,everyone was looking pretty blue. Which make's sense; because it's what you expect - living in the most liberal state in the fruited plain. But my brother and I, shunning contemporary day common sense that says “stay in your house and guard your bread and milk” (where did that come from...), both went outside as soon as visibility was above two feet. I almost don't need to write this because you probably already know, but we both died after about three minutes of experiencing the outdoors. But our bodies were dug out later and they found the camera with the pictures that we took so it was worth it. Here’s the pictures:

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15 Comments:

Anonymous Narniagirl said...

So now your saying that you and your brother are dead??? O.k. are you getting more weird everyday, or am I just reading things wrong??


(Your very messed up dude)

Tuesday, 13 December, 2005  
Blogger Tash said...

Are you always in a Negative mood?

Tuesday, 13 December, 2005  
Anonymous Narniagirl said...

Well I'm always in a negative mood when I read your blogs!! Normally I'm a very out-going positive person!

Tuesday, 13 December, 2005  
Anonymous Narniagirl said...

But I do love to be negative while joking! But sometimes I worry about your negative likings. And will you please lighten up?? How about a FUNNY joke everyday??

Tuesday, 13 December, 2005  
Blogger Tash said...

O-k--- here's my funny joke for the day----- Why did the pig cross the cafeteria???(???)

BECAUSE HE WANTED SOMETHING TO EAT!!!
(loud applause and laughter)... "Thank you, thank you, thank you..."

Tuesday, 13 December, 2005  
Blogger High King Peter said...

That joke was supposed like- to like- be like - funny?? Like??....

Tuesday, 13 December, 2005  
Blogger DJ said...

First, welcome back from the dead! A modern miracle :)

Second, I must say, ur comments section has taken a turn into the unexpected. I refrain from further analysis until more data is scrounged up...

Wednesday, 14 December, 2005  
Anonymous Narniagirl said...

What's your definition of funny??

Wednesday, 14 December, 2005  
Anonymous narniachick said...

so i was right!! there is such a thing as the living dead!!!
and all this time everyone thought i was crazy. tash is exibite A.
lol

Wednesday, 14 December, 2005  
Anonymous Narniagirl said...

So now there is a Narniagal and a Narniachick! Great the more the better!

Wednesday, 14 December, 2005  
Blogger Tash said...

Two of them?? NO!!!!

Wednesday, 14 December, 2005  
Blogger St. Busta Chop IV said...

"somebody" has a bad case of schrizophrenia...

Wednesday, 14 December, 2005  
Blogger Jade said...

Modern medicine does wonders

Saturday, 17 December, 2005  
Anonymous Philosopher said...

I Agree!!!!!!!!

Saturday, 17 December, 2005  
Blogger Philosopher said...

And so do I

Tuesday, 20 December, 2005  

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