The Political Zoo

I was just thinking of how lucky we are to have such interesting people running the Democratic Party. Just think for a second. Has there ever been a time in American history when a major political party, that had the loyalty of over 23% of the population of the United States, was run by a bunch of clowns? There probably has been at one time or another in both the GOP and Democratic camps a time when there was at least one jester in a leadership role. Then it was an abnormality. Today – it is the norm.

First, let us take a glance at the soul of the left wing of American politics, Al Franklin. Comedian he may be, to the modern day lib – he’s their mouthpiece. He also shows the state of the left wings message, a joke. His book ‘Lies, and the Lying Liars who tell them’ is a classic to be set next to Marx’s “Manifesto” on the family bookshelf. In it, he blasts his opponents, blasts his opponents, and blasts his opponents. The attacks are not what makes his book a classic however, but rather the lack of a message, or plan for the future make it a true masterpiece and family heirloom to be passed down along with the Volvo and 1970’s plastic peace pipe. The decline of the Democratic Party is for a reason. As the Bible says, “When there is no vision the people perish.”

Next in the tour of the zoo is DNC’s head Howard Dean. He is the ‘old faithful’ of the left, with frequent and feisty eruptions of vocabulary. And just like Yellowstone Park’s geyser, ‘Old Faithful’, draws millions of people to view its spectacle, Mr. Dean draws a crowd, united with the same goal of tearing down George Bush and the Conservative movement. Spewing accusations of abuses and wrongs, and ‘foreseeable future wrongs’ is what he does. However, as of right now his plan to fix them is ‘missing in action.’