Did you know?

If you haven't already noticed, the Declaration of Independence is obviously unconstitutional. When Thomas Jefferson wrote it, he declared that all men are "endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights."

Don't you see the conflict here? Jefferson was a Creationist. The arrogancy! The close-mindedness!


Anyone with the nerve to imply that some outside Force brought the universe into existence is obviously fit to be hanged. Or, if already dead, should have his coffin unearthed and his bones burned with fire on the White House lawn, with full video coverage from C-SPAN.

The ramifications of this are far-reaching. Just think, if the Declaration of Independence is unconstitutional, then the U.S. is still a British colony.


And if America is still a British colony, then the British Crown is our Lord, and His statutes the supreme laws of the land.

Which leads me to my next point: The Constitutional is obviously unconstitutional.

(Don't tell Michael Nudoff.)