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Wednesday, January 03, 2007

White Stuff MIA! Suspect Named....

Where did the snow go? It's only snowed once - only once - all year and that was less then an inch and it melted before you could say "Democrats take over congress". The only reason I can think up of why it hasn't snowed is because God is angry at Rex for his inconsistent posting. Rex can redeem himself only by joining the local Polar Bear club and jumping into the Alantic Ocean, then afterwards writing a brilliant post strongly urging us to do the same. Then - and only then will it snow. Rex the choice is up to you.



Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rex, don't do it! that kind of activity isn't healthy, so do yourself a favor and stay nice and dry!


Thursday, 04 January, 2007  
Anonymous Haydn Lewis (Matthew) said...


We NEED to hear from you! More like we need the snow, *AHEM* anyway, how can one snowboard unless you do as Tash says! Unless of course, this is a lie by Tash himself......

Friday, 05 January, 2007  
Blogger Rex Tyrannus said...

Is it too late? Can I still jump in?

Saturday, 06 January, 2007  

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