Is David Ortis Superman?
The scene-
The Setting - there are two outs in the bottom of the 12th. The game is tied 6-6. Men are leading off on both second and first base. And Big Papi (David Ortis) is up to bat.
He hits a single. The runner rounds third & scores. The Red Sox win. The Philles lose - again - for the billionth time - their not a very good team... No big surprise.
NOW! If you had been listening to the game on the radio - more specifically -Joe & Jerry (you know, the guys who talk through their nose's)- you would have heard a completely different story...
Joe: David Ortis is up to bat!
Jerry: The winning run on second base.
Joe: Strike one - strike two - ball one - baaaaaa.
Jerry: Baaaa baaa ba baaa bbaaa. Baaa baa - You could be the next luckily winner.
Joe: Well, the count is one & two. Tom Gordon sets - the pitch -
"!!Crack!!"
Joe: HE's DONE IT AGAIN!!!
Jerry: DAVID ORTIS IS SUPERMAN! DAVID ORTIS IS SUPERMAN!! DAVID ORTIS IS SUPERMAN!!! DAVID ORTIS IS SUPERMAN!!!!-!!
Joe: There was no doubt about it! As soon as he hit a high pop up around second base - he shed his uniform and flew over the pitchers mound & snatched the descending ball from air and carried it out over the center field wall for a home run!
Jerry: And now he's doing victory laps above the green monster!
Joe: What a clutch player!
Jerry: DAVID ORTIS IS SUPERMAN!
Joe: You said that.
Jerry: DAVID ORTIS IS SUPERMAN!!
Joe: That's twice.
Jerry: Ok -so what?
Joe: well.... you know I didn't tell you one thing yet!
Jerry: What didn't you tell me?
Joe: That LelNatures is the official water of the Red Sox radio booth!
posted by Silas @ Tuesday, June 27, 2006
4 Comments:
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As if I never post?!?
OH! You posted!Ha! I thought your blog was dead so I took off the link...
NICE! I listened to John say all that on the radio, but didn't he say something about "The bat was kriptonite" ? I hate your blog. Die you bastard.
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8-) LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!!!!:-D
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