This is a little late... but....

First: The all new public school Silent Night!!! (clap, clap, clap...)

Cold in the night,
no one in sight,
winter winds whirl and bite,
how I wish I were happy and warm,
safe with my family out of the storm...

(roaring appause and shouts of "bravo!" from proud parents...)

Yaa... stuff about Christmas on January 12 is a little late the last time I checked. However - I found a really good non offence Christmas Carol for those of you like me that loath songs with offending references to snow and horses (it will be helpful for next year...) on this website. Finally! I've been waiting forever for one of these since my 61’th birthday! And as you’re all caring benevolent dictator, I highly recommend that you sing this well making snowpersons and celebrating the holidays...

I have included below his reason for the making of the tune... enjoy!
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"I also have a carol that contains words offensive to me. The verse in the popular "Jingle Bells" contains references to horses and snow simultaneously. This is something that I simply cannot stomach, as I have had past bad experiences with both equestrian mammals and snow. So I have exercised my freedoms as well and composed my own variation:"

Dashing through the dirt
On a pair of broken skis
Flying through the woods
Bouncing off of trees

Then ahead I see
A skier's greatest fear
Off the cliff with a hi-de-ho
My last jump of the year

Oh, Jingle Bells
As I fell
Whistling through the air
Landing in a briar patch
But no one even cared

Oh, Jingle Bells
Now I tell
Why I never ski
Since that day
I've had no way
To stand on my own two feet.
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