Aslan

Surprise, surprise... I'm Aslan...

All I wanted to do was to leave a comment on "someone's" blog as someone else to protest the "love of comments"...

Then!

Someone left a insulting comment about how my comment was false and "silly". I could not leave this insult to my comment unanswered so I made a website for the sole purpose of revenge...

It was fun. I think I got the point across. Don't make fun of my comments. Or you'll wish you hadn't...

Most of the battle's were in this werid lingo I know nothing about called Haiku. I think it's some sort of Japanese writing. But anyways - for example during one of these comment wars the enemy would say ~

You Silly Aslan,
Haiku; Seventeen breakups
Five, Seven and Five

Then the linking rebuttal
A mere Seven, a couplet.

But Grass grows so green...
Understand the Willow tree?
Cherry blossoms float.

Cherry blossoms in the spring,
Sakura, beautiful, Kawaii!!!

I see it and I think, "WHAT?!? Is someone out of their mind?"

And I would reply ~

You Silly Elfen Kight,
Haiku; is what I chose
Six, Seven and Five

I saw a tree
Can it walk?
Monkey escapes from zoo.

Turkish delight
Oh what a sight.
Join the side of Aslan
And be spared.

As you can see... You have to be seriously troubled to write in this language all the time...