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Sunday, April 17, 2005

''Please pass the dead pig .''

Have you noticed that some people seem to think that meat should be cooked live. We sometimes hear ''Oh don't put that on my pizza it's dead. Ok... So would you like it live?'' Now that might be rare but it could happen someday. (health dude) ''Well if the you know, like amm, pig is like alive then that's like cool man.''

The fact is 100% of all past vegetarians died. Life is the battle in between man and animal, as one once said.''A cooked butter fly is safer then a live one.''


Anonymous Grace said...

Couldn't have said it better myseif,chief!

most flee!

Tuesday, 19 April, 2005  
Blogger Nadnerb said...

I don't understand that whole "Ew, I'm not eating dead whatever." And eating it alive would be better? Maybe, if that's what you like. But it'd be a bit harder to get down.

Saturday, 23 April, 2005  
Blogger Tash said...

What is wrong with eating dead meat? Well this is hard... Hmmm.... Well dead meat is dead! Who likes to eat a
dead thing! One other thing, what happens to live things? They GROW. What about dead things? They ROT.
So in light of all of this I hope you now understand the whole"Ew,I'M eating dead meat!" thing.


Thursday, 28 April, 2005  

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