Shocking, Shocking so Shocking!

Where have our countries morals gone? I was shocked this morning to read this email that was forwarded to me yesterday. Have we reached the total depth of depravity that now stealing is rewarded? What's going to happen next? Will Burger King give out free french fries the next time someone steals the Mona Lisa? How low can we go? (probably somewhere around David Ortiz's batting avg)

tags, Toco Bell, abomination, crime, thinking outside the bun