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Thursday, December 06, 2007

Vanish the Pig

...she set a record for the fastest escape from a pen in world history (3 seconds) and also about a two weeks ago escaped from a electric woven wire fence but won't tell how (our best guess is that she grew wings and flew).

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4 Comments:

Anonymous Kucinich's Nanny said...

Maybe it was the UFO that Dennis Kucinich saw!

Thursday, 06 December, 2007  
Blogger Tash said...

That would account for it... I'll have to give him a call to ask him he remembers the UFO having a tail. Much thanks ...

Thursday, 06 December, 2007  
Blogger Aaron said...

Vanish the Pig? Now there's a new one...

Friday, 07 December, 2007  
Blogger Darth Animer said...

I always knew that pigs were tricky buggers. That whole "3 Little Pigs" story was just a cover...

Saturday, 08 December, 2007  

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