Big Papi - Just Say No
Explain to me how David Ortiz makes the All Star game this year? It's an outrage! AN OUTRAGE!! What a worse example (other then sending a convicted ax murderer) can Major League Baseball send to kids and adults worldwide - get big - and win big. MLB must either make "Big Papi" change his nickname or ban him from the All Star Game. With steroids, activist umpires, foul fans and corked bats plaguing the sport now is the wrong time to be seen as encouraging obesity. For the sake of the children of America and the sports indignantly I urge commissioner Allan Selig to take action now on this issue.
Labels: baseball, war on france
posted by Silas @ Thursday, July 05, 2007
4 Comments:
What does war on France have to do with Big Papi?
BIG PAPI IS TOTALLY NOT OBESE!!!!!!!!! HE IS 6'4 and 230 pounds. Carlos Delgado, Adam Dunn, and yes, even your favorite steroid cheater Jason Giambi is bigger than that. And don't even try about the lack of power, he still has a BA of about .320. Yankee fans are soooooooooooooo blind, oyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
The War on France tag means that the above post is very serous and not funny in any way.
Ha. It's noting but pure folly.
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