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Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Comparison of military operational tactics (Snake model)

Infantry:
Snake smells them, leaves area.

Airborne:
Lands on and kills the snake.

Ranger:
Plays with snake, then eats it.

Marine:
Kills snake by accident while looking for souvenirs.
Local civilians demand removal of all US forces from Area of Operations.

Armor:
Runs over snake, laughs, and looks for more snakes.

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Blogger Queen of lilyflowers said...

Little problem....

Wednesday, 11 October, 2006  

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